Well, obviously the problem with sending the other two to Silent Hill is that nothing scares you any more when you associate closely with Jeremy Clarkson.
You sound strangely adorable, and also, THANK YOU for saying 'hey, I know Clarkson wouldn't work with Silent Hill, but what about May or Hammond? I'm not going to write it.'
Am I right in thinking this is Silent Hill as in the series of playstation psychological horror games, because if so a top gear and SH crossover is easy as hell.
Just have Clarkson do his usual "this car... is a beast. It's amazing. It can go 0-60 in less time than a bullet and it corners like a flying saucer. It comes with built-in coffeemaker and head massager, and in fact this car is so good, I'm going to fuck it."
and pyramid head can help by pinning its legs or something
Yeah, I'm alright. Cashflow problems and far too much work over last term at uni, so have been spending pretty much every day working in a pizza express nearby for a pretty skinny wage, and playing far too much Dwarf Fortress and doing not enough work in my time off. Should be saving up for a bit of the old seeing the world by travelling, but am really shooting for a new computer
Congrats on the leading lady role from a while back, by the way, that's awesome :)
Just have Clarkson do his usual "this car... is a beast. It's amazing. It can go 0-60 in less time than a bullet and it corners like a flying saucer. It comes with built-in coffeemaker and head massager, and in fact this car is so good, I'm going to fuck it."
Oh, I love you so much. (But obviously he doesn't need to be in Silent Hill for that.)
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Date: 2007-04-09 10:51 pm (UTC)You're evil :p.
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Date: 2007-04-09 10:53 pm (UTC)I can't write it! All I know about Silent Hill I learned from you, Riona and Wikipedia!
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Date: 2007-04-09 11:25 pm (UTC)I don't see how that's a problem. Although obviously, Hammond!Bond needs to be finished first.
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Date: 2007-04-09 11:28 pm (UTC)Trust me, I'm tempted, but I have a feeling I will get something very important wrong...
It so does, James is howling at me to get him untied and off Jeremy's lap...
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Date: 2007-04-09 11:49 pm (UTC)Hee, well, if you do, me and Riona will point it out.
*sniggers* Poor James.
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Date: 2007-04-10 02:05 am (UTC)Just have Clarkson do his usual "this car... is a beast. It's amazing. It can go 0-60 in less time than a bullet and it corners like a flying saucer. It comes with built-in coffeemaker and head massager, and in fact this car is so good, I'm going to fuck it."
and pyramid head can help by pinning its legs or something
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Date: 2007-04-10 02:30 am (UTC)(How've you been?)
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Date: 2007-04-11 12:03 am (UTC)Congrats on the leading lady role from a while back, by the way, that's awesome :)
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Date: 2007-04-12 09:57 pm (UTC)And ta! I'm nervous, but excited... it'll either tank horribly or... heh!
Oh, not bad, still a bit hermity, but things are looking up...
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Date: 2007-04-10 07:27 am (UTC)Oh, I love you so much. (But obviously he doesn't need to be in Silent Hill for that.)
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Date: 2007-04-10 02:44 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2007-04-10 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-10 05:21 am (UTC)But to hear vile words like "Jeremy Clarkson" said with that accent... *shudders* what a pity ;-)
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Date: 2007-04-10 02:45 pm (UTC)Note to self, if I ever make a voice post again, say 'John Barrowman'... :P
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Date: 2007-04-11 06:27 am (UTC)*note to self, get better speakers*
Posh!Moose :)
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Date: 2007-04-12 09:51 pm (UTC)Look! i found my password *dances* !!! i aint blogging on here tho -i'll just end up moaning lmao!!!
xXx
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Date: 2007-04-12 09:54 pm (UTC)And you're right, common as they come, I am ;)
*smooch*
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Date: 2007-04-13 09:52 pm (UTC)Great to see you!