My subconscious hates me. It wants to break up the band, man! I almost never have a good old-fashioned hot dream, doesn't happen. Occasionally Messers. McPartlin and Donnelly have featured in my dreams, but they're always pawing each other, not me! Fergawdsakes, I had a dream once where Kylie dumped me! So last night.. yeah, sex dream. Verry steamy too. But the object of my slumbering affections? Ant and/or Dec? No. Kylie Minogue? No. Alan Rickman, Dermot O'Leary, Jack Davenport, Nadine from Girls Aloud? No, no, no and no.
I have sexy dreams about Radio 1 DJ Colin Murray.
Does anyone know if it's possible to divorce your subconsious?
I have sexy dreams about Radio 1 DJ Colin Murray.
Does anyone know if it's possible to divorce your subconsious?