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28 years ago today, my mum and dad said 'I do' :)

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Now, here's one for you from the folder marked Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

In Tescos today dad and I were boggling at the antics of a little girl in stiletto heel boots (she can't have been any older than 7 - her feet! They'll be ruined!) and the mother that didn't seem too concerned about her behaviour. We passed them a couple of times. On the third, another little girl came haring past, nearly knocking things from shelves, with her mother behind bellowing out her name.

"SHANIA!"

Stiletto-girl looks round, confused, her mum leans down. "Not you, Shania."

O_o

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Everyone else has said everything that needs to be said about last night's rock-fest (including [livejournal.com profile] madscot and [livejournal.com profile] jamaisneutral - resistance is futile, ladies ;)) but I shall simply say 'pianist's fingers' and grin a lot :D

Date: 2007-03-17 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
Stilletto-heeled boots O_o.

So, not 'tongue', then? *grins*

Date: 2007-03-17 05:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
I know! And they were really slutty black leather ones with buckles and chains hanging off them...

I CAN'T think about the tongue, it makes my head explode!

Date: 2007-03-17 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
What on Earth is wrong with shoe-designers?

I saw that and went 'ICON MOMENT. SOMEONE IS GOING TO ICON THAT AND THE FANDOM WILL IMPLODE'.

Date: 2007-03-17 05:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
The same thing that's wrong with the parents who buy them... *shakes head*

I know! And personally, I feel it'll be worth it! :D

Date: 2007-03-17 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
Something has also got to be wrong with the children who want them in the first place.

I wonder if it'll overtake all the Clarkson arse icons? Or maybe there should be a battle between all the arses icons, there certainly are many of them now.

Date: 2007-03-17 05:47 pm (UTC)
ext_235416: (TG: miniJames - Oh Cock!)
From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
The kids don't really know any better at that age, do they? I dunno, I try to have not much to do with small people ;)

Hee, it would be really funny to have all the Clarkson Arse icons overthrown by the May Tongue... not least because those two conseots in such close proximity just threw my brain on a downward spiral back into the gutter... That would be funny... but have you ever seen a Hammond!Arse icon? I feel he's lacking representation...

Date: 2007-03-17 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
And by 'small people' do you mean 'kids' or 'everyone shorter than you'? But avoiding kids seems to be a safe bet!

...I think the war between the Clarkson Arse and the May Tongue needs to be, er, considered. A lot. That's true! He clearly needs to shove his arse in the camera more often, and not just when he's in dodgy positions with James.

Also, me and cryforthemoon did some slashing of Top Gear with Rammstein (http://community.livejournal.com/topgearslash/529130.html?thread=11599850#t11599850).

Date: 2007-03-17 06:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
And by 'small people' do you mean 'kids' or 'everyone shorter than you'?

:P

I quite like kids, really, it's just some make me wonder about the levels of cholrine in the gene pool... ;)

*Joins you in this consideration* *Sporfle* Oh no, ESPECIALLY when he's in dodgy positions with James... and I'd forgotten about the gallery arse shot, for which I should be punished...

Oh god... do I want to click that?

...*clicks*

Date: 2007-03-17 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
It makes you wonder why there isn't a license for parenting sometimes!

Extensive consideration, obviously. Allow me to refresh your memory!

Yes. Yes, you do.

Date: 2007-03-17 07:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
*snigger* Yeah, you need a license to own a dog!

*refreshes memory again and again*

I did. And I'm glad I did, clearly you two need to be encouraged more :D

Date: 2007-03-17 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
You need a license to drive, a license to own a dog, but having a child? No problem!

There's just something about throwing six creative Germans at a trio of unsuspecting Englishmen.

Date: 2007-03-17 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamaisneutral.livejournal.com
Shania is one of "those" names isn't it...
Stiletto's?? Dear god!

Date: 2007-03-17 06:05 pm (UTC)
ext_235416: (TG - Ride (ohforfeckssake))
From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
mmmm, it is a bit...

I know, it's just... how, how can you do that to your kid?!

Date: 2007-03-17 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamaisneutral.livejournal.com
I think the mum has to be a slapper.

(did I just say that! OMG!)

Date: 2007-03-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madscot.livejournal.com
purely as an homage to I'm a Celeb, I have to say, 'it's inShania'.

Happy Anniversary to your Mum and Dad!

Limber fingers - always an asset *g*

Date: 2007-03-17 06:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
Heee! Darn you, I'll have that stuck in my head all day now! ;)

Many thanks from the parents :)

Ooooh... *eyes glaze over*

...*cough* Sorry, just went to one of my happy places ;)

Date: 2007-03-17 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madscot.livejournal.com
oh no. Now I am thinking about May's fingers and their happy place...argh...and that he's single and Dec's single...and...noooooooooooo.

Date: 2007-03-17 07:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
Yessssssssssssssssss... *encourages this line of thought mercilessly*

;)

Date: 2007-03-18 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madscot.livejournal.com
Damn you. Word count so far? 1043. I can't believe I am doing this.

Date: 2007-03-18 04:05 pm (UTC)
ext_235416: (AA - Can't repair (credit: m_l_h))
From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
*blinkblink* Wow.

*falls at your feet*

Date: 2007-03-18 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madscot.livejournal.com
It is by far the biggest pile of crap I've ever written. Seriously. Too many words and not enough content. *goes back to trying to get them to play together*

Date: 2007-03-18 04:30 pm (UTC)
ext_235416: (Gromit - EEK!)
From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
*hugs you*

*...also thoroughly approves of James and Declan playing together...*

*hugs you again*

Date: 2007-03-19 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_princess_han_/
sorry to interupt but my god what a pairing!

Date: 2007-03-20 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com
Sorry about vanishing on you last night on MSN, but my computer automatically shut down!

Date: 2007-03-20 10:18 pm (UTC)
ext_235416: (Ant - WTF?!)
From: [identity profile] littlemoose.livejournal.com
No problem, hon, I guessed that's what it was! :)

Date: 2007-03-24 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
and i have to look after a class-full of them!!!

but on the bright side....



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