littlemoose | This is just a whinge, this is only a whinge...

Ant and Dec in an Australian hotel room, Lisa thousands of miles away, and the press more interested in the jungle celebs than the boys themselves.

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Oooh... *pets the shiny bunnies*

DAMMIT! Someone's removed my slash muscle! *kicks Open Office*

I swear, it's not funny, I can't seem to get past a couple of paragraphs of anything atm. I'm supposed to be writing a couple of TGfics for

dracothelizard that have just died, and I read that prompt from your lovely self and all I can think is 'mmm, pretty', not 'omigod, must write!' *sigh*

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what in the hell?! I closed that tag right! Damn LJ

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don't you just hate it when that happens?! i'd love to read a/d at the mo, but that would require me writing it and that sucks. i'm in a TG mood (reading old fics on slash comm) and will prob end up writing something there.

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Totally, especially as I'd *love* to write something. There's some good stuff over at TGS, isn't there? I trawled right through the archives when I joined, there's nothing like a huge lump of fic :D

and will prob end up writing something there

*encourages this*

OT3? I have a feeling whatever you do write will probably have Richard in it anyway ;)

*goes back to prodding the muses*

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I'm working my way through the archives at the moment, it's great fun! I don't know what I'm going to do when I finally get through them all; I'll be refreshing my flist every two minutes lol!

Really? Why on earth would you think I might write something with Richard in it? *evil grin*

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I know, that's the (only) problem with small fandoms (says one of only three people currently writing AaD...).

Hmm... let me think! *laughs*

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I still can't get over how small our wee fandom is! Such potential dammit!

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you'd really think more people would write them, they do, after all, pretty much slash themselves! *sigh*

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You could always try to corrupt some of the TGS'ers ;)

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If slashing Richard with Dec didn't do it... I shudder to think what it'd take :P

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Ant/Stig? Dec/Richard/Ant?

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Ant/Stig

O_o

Dec/Richard/Ant?

Get thee behind me, Draco :P You've already got me considering things that shouldn't ever be considered ever, I'm not writing an Ant/Dec/Hamster threesome!

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*cackles evilly* Hey, if you're not writing caravan!sex or James/Jonathan, I have to keep you occupied somehow.

Although I really think it could work in a 'scaring the crap out of Ant kind of way'.

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Arg.

The James/Jonathan is progressing slowly. The caravan fic has died. And last night I wrote a really bizzare snippit involving James finding a woman on his doorstep, but it doesn't want to go any further either. *hates muses*

Although I really think it could work in a 'scaring the crap out of Ant kind of way'.

My days of scaring Ant are ~~over~~ on hiatus.

Wait a minute... you're a TGSer! *corrupts*

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"The caravan fic has died." :(

"The James/Jonathan is progressing slowly." :)

"a really bizzare snippit involving James finding a woman on his doorstep,"

Is this more gender bender?

But I've hardly seen any of their shows! I've only ever seen them in Love Actually and Alien Autopsy! Get someone with access to their shows to corrupt!

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Sorry about the caravan thing...

Is this more gender bender?

*Is suitably shamefaced*

But I've hardly seen any of their shows! I've only ever seen them in Love Actually and Alien Autopsy! Get someone with access to their shows to corrupt!

Damn, there's always something (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ant+and+dec&search=Search), isn't there? ;)

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Ah well, if a fic won't work, it won't work. I would however like to see how far you got!

*Is suitably shamefaced*

*is unsuitably excited*

You can't corrupt me into another RPS fandom!

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I really didn't get that far - I think you saw most of it at one point or another... I'll email it to you :)

*is unsuitably excited*

Oh god...

James peeked out the side window.

The finger on the doorbell belonged to a short, slender, dishevelled-looking woman. Her long brown hair was tumbling down out of a haphazard ponytail and curling in around the collar of a slightly oversized white dress shirt. The shirt itself was coming untucked from her long brown suede skirt. James started as he realised that peeking out from under said skirt were a large pair of men's steel toe-capped boots.

Unable to take the ringing a moment longer, he opened the door.

"Took you long enough, you bastard!" The woman was glowering at him in a vaguely unsettling way. "I think the whole world has finally gone mad, I mean, just look at me! James, are you just going to stand there gawping, or are you going to let me in?"

James slammed the door shut and leaned back against it, eyes wide. He didn't have many fangirls, but the ones he did have were obviously both sartorially challenged and demented, and now also in possession of his address. It was a worrying thought.

The phone in his pocked bleeped and vibrated, and his heart missed one terrified beat – did they have his number as well? One new message – Hammond. James's shoulders went slack with relief. He opened the text.

Let me in u cock.

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You can't corrupt me into another RPS fandom!

Probably not, but you can't blame me for trying... ;)

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*is now very unsuitably excited*

Hahahaha! Hammond and the boots and James wondering about the sanity of fangirls.

I think you should try corrupting Riona. She's already British and therefore knows more about A&D AND is easily corruptable

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Hahahaha! Hammond and the boots

The caravan episode had a lasting effect on me, obviously... :)

James wondering about the sanity of fangirls.

You can tell he thinks we're nuts... plus the idea of Hammond being mistaken for a fangirl was just too good.

I don't think she's interested in AaD is she? (*would gladly corrupt if so*) At least you willingly watched Alien Autopsy ;)

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Hey, the caravan fic came with its own Instant Angstaway (tm)!

Well, Hammond was a girl, and, er, maybe a fan? You can't blame.

You can always give it a shot by linking to funny YouTube clips in a post ;)

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Yeah, but I couldn't put ~~her~~ him in Jeremy's socks, that'd just be too cruel!

Heehee :D

You can always give it a shot by linking to funny YouTube clips in a post ;)

I think you can see where this is going...

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Female!Jeremy can always make an appearance :D

"I think you can see where this is going..."

Corrupting Riona: How hard can it be?

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Female!Jeremy can always make an appearance :D

...*brainbroked*

Corrupting Riona: How hard can it be?

Very, I'm new to corrupting people :D

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Another brain broken today! Good.

Well, I'm sure it'll get easier with practise.

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You're the only person I know who judges how good their day's been by the number of brains they've broken at the end of it ;)

Mmm, possibly :)

I'm going to go to bed, hon, I think I'm coming down with something - my throat absolutely kills and I'm knackered.

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WHY IS IT THAT, WHENEVER I CHECK THE COMMENTS THREADS ON MY FRIENDS' JOURNALS, YOU ARE THERE ENCOURAGING THEM TO CORRUPT ME?

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*cackles evilly*

I'm sure they don't require any corruption.

*flees before you try to set my friends up against me*

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I've just been trying to find Ant and Dec clips on YouTube, but it's very difficult to find anything of Ant and Dec as themselves among all the videos of singers who happened to be on their programmes and things. Most of what I've seen of them has them being charmingly evil. Can you recommend any clips?

(I DO NOT PROMISE ANYTHING FANFICTION-WISE. I just... you know, I sort of thought I should watch a bit and see whether anything materialises, because it does seem odd that there's not more Ant/Dec in the world.)

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Well, there are so few on Youtube, as you pointed out, that you've probably already seen these, but...

Two men in a bath (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0BjbgKfUts) - from the christmas special.

Dec on the brink of apoplexy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIz8eTlPwnE) - just another normal Saturday morning.

Opposites Attract (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AefhBnS_PE) Genius. Just Genius.

Great shades of Eric and Ernie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6BP8YwJek8) - I love how Dec makes Robbie corpse...

I can't think of anything witty for this, which is just as well... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoy4clkDXlo)

And finally, required viewing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td_qoFZmuAU) for any Ant and Dec retrospective...

Does that help?! *innocent eyes*

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Hee, thanks for the clips! (ASHFSFHVFDS THAT MUSIC VIDEO WHAT ON EARTH?) They are such lunatics, and also very, very gay, but I certainly don't think I'd be capable of writing fanfiction for them, alas.

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Oh my God, I am so completely in love with you. Oh, my. If you write this fic, I will adore you for all eternity. I probably will anyway, just for this snippet, but still. Will this be continued? Oh, please say that it will be.

Richard is just speaking as he would normally but of course James doesn't recognise him and is terrified and help me much too thrilled about this going to die.

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