Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...!

The only problem (if you can even really call it that) with my friends list, is that I tend to get sucked, by them, into fandoms I have only the barest knowledge of. So it was today, while out and about that I found myself musing on Due South. 'But Moose!' I hear you cry, 'You're a big fan of Due South! You already know a shitload about it!' And you would be right in crying this. The point is I was musing on How Benton Fraser Would Cope In Silent Hill. Complete with a whole subsection in my head on how it would most likely involve Victoria, and was Benton's main guilt about sacrificing her for Duty the first time round, or being prepared to sacrifice Duty for her the second?

To those who are responsible for this: you know who you are, and so does Zombie Piers. Be very wary :P

Anyway, dad and I were in town today and dad made this crack about needing either therapy or coffee...

Me: Go for the coffee, it's cheaper. The therapy's not worth it, you just get all frustrated and end up wanting to smack a bitch.
Dad: Your sexual preferences are your own business.
Me: *Creases with laughter*
Dad: And I'll want the frogman suit back when you're done!