I may have to move, people here know me...

Two separate conversations I had with my parents over the last couple of days:

Me: There are people on the internet trying to get me to use my powers for evil.
Dad: They want you to write Hamster/James May slash, right?
Me: O_o Yes, that too...

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(After a marathon of Tom Lehrer songs)
Me: Now I have Smut stuck in my head!
Mum: What's new?