Nothing to do with either fic, but once you might want to look for a torrent of last year's Brainiac Christmas special - they just showed it on sky three (ours is working tonight, for some reason, not that I'm complaining!) and the big finale is a race on ice - Hammond in the co2 powered wheelchair (with skis) vs Tickle in a co2 powered sled! *hurt self laughing*

I hardly EVER have any idea what I'm doing with fic, and yet it seems to work! *points at the 'turned into cars' fic*

You embrace the crack though, I'm still slightly wary of it.