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Luckily, this is the country. To slightly mangle a quote from Hot Fuzz, everyone and their mums are packing heat around here. Just as well, really.

It started this morning. Or at least, this morning was the first inkling. Who knows when it started, really.

A stray dog bit the postwoman. I was just working up the courage to go out and help her when she bit it back.

We knew things were bad when we saw two young guys in the street, one in a Celtic shirt, one in a Rangers shirt, ignoring each other and tearing into (literally) a third party. Who turned out to be my old primary school teacher, so I wasn't really that upset until she got up again.

So now I'm holed up upstairs. The shitty local radio station stopped broadcasting twenty minutes ago, and apart from the shuffling the village has gone quiet. No cars. No lights coming on. Who knew that my fucking agoraphobia would one day end up saving my life? Don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.

I think I might be the last living person in the Triangle area.

I've got six bullets left.



BLITEOTW
littlemoose: A photograph of a vivd blue swallowtail butterfly against an orange stucco wall (Default)
I'm not long awake - long story - and the tv isn't working... well, it's working but there's nothing on... is there a strike or something on, does anyone know? I'm gonna check the news sites, brb...

...oh god. This is ironic retribuion, isn't it? Guys, are you OK? Is there anyone out there? I know Riona's still ok, despite her houseguest (this IS Karma, isn't it?) how are the rest of you? Oh god... I can hear somethig outside... I'm going to check the locks...



Uh... guys... remember when we laughed about that Wikipedia entry about my village, and how there's 6.5% more sheep than people?

It's not funny anymore. It's really not funny anymore.

They're out there...

Their EYES!


God, the GORE... wool running red...



...I can hear them bleating...




13th of June 2007: Blog Like It's the End of the World. With similar apologies as [livejournal.com profile] rionaleonhart to the people who are Doing It Right - couldn't resist Zombie Sheep!

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